While searching the Internet Archive for "Slocum," I found a crazy newsreel apparently made by the gender warriors at Fort Slocum. The music was way too close to something Howey would play, so I switched the soundtrack with a track from the Kleptones. The Kleptones made their track by remixing a Flaming Lips song. So I could have called this "Flaming Soldiers", but that would have been in poor taste. I'm going to turn this in for class, after all.
By the way, another thing I found was an MP3 of a synthesized voice reading "Sailing Alone." Needless to say, it is awful and blasphemes.
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